How do you know when you have been reading too much "special needs" material?
1. I was looking through the mail and saw a solicitation from an environmental organization:
Join now and get your FREE BIPOLAR TEEN!
2. This is what I thought I read in review of a book of collected literature by parents of special needs children, so not everyday advice, but literary-type stuff:
"It is a must buy book for anyone who [...] transports young people with disabilities."
I can only see a minority of bus drivers enjoying this type of book.
3. What I first saw in a professional-looking bio on a parent/community website:
"She enjoys watching people eat desserts."
Is that an unusual hobby, or am I out of style?
The actual words
1. Free polar bear tote
2. Supports, not transports.
3. She enjoys people-watching and eating desserts.
Only the first misread was due to information overload; the other errors were caused by plain old eyestrain.
If you don't find this sort of thing funny, then you haven't spent five minutes at 7:00 each morning for six weeks, with tears streaming down your face, trying not to make a sound so as not to wake up your hosts, while you are laughing so hard reading this book by Richard Lederer.